@jerry_seinfeld Vampires are soo last year… It’s ZOMBIES now! But why do so many people need my zombie-slaying services? ;-)
This takes controversy that extra step… http://tinyurl.com/my6972 (adapted from @ryanblock ‘cause I just had to see)
@Rick_Bayless Does this mean that beautiful women eating your churros are cannibals? ;-)
Get out… Ferreal, eh? ;-) RT @BrooklynDDecker: haha that’s right!! RT: @Haleybobz Butler High School represent! haha. :)
That’s delicious! I’ve had that combo before! RT @feliciaday …ordered something sure to be gross: Sausage, red pepper, mushroom & spinach